The Porch Pisser and The Princess is a dark comedy about Edward, a lost teen who feels like his life has no purpose. After a strange act of rebellion against his teachers gains attention, May O’Connell, an uptight student journalist, becomes interested in his story. As the school starts panicking and the investigation grows, Edward and May get pulled into something bigger than either of them expected.

The Porch Pisser and the Princess (2026)

Rebellion Starts With Piss

December 19, 2026

Comedy

Director: Charlie McGeehan  ·  Writer: Charlie McGeehan

The Porch Pisser and The Princess is a dark comedy about Edward, a lost teen who feels like his life has no purpose. After a strange act of rebellion against his teachers gains attention, May O’Connell, an uptight student journalist, becomes interested in his story. As the school starts panicking and the investigation grows, Edward and May get pulled into something bigger than either of them expected.

Director

Charlie McGeehan

Cast

Charlie McGeehan Edward Patterson Reagan Felntie May O'connell Lila Michael Candice Stein Tina Buckingham Mrs. Robinson Reilly Scott Carol/School Counselor George Dendrinos Teen from Iphone Footage Truett Moulton Teen from Iphone Footage/ Yelling Teen Kevin Guettler Potted Plant Guy Ximena Baca Flores Peeing Girl Sam Bass Rebellious Teen Katy Paynich Teacher Colten Palmer Student